Land Shark @LandShark@wonkodon.com

Tesla stock already up on Musk's resignation poll. That's what this is about.

Hey everyone. Just a reminder that you don't have to put up with bullying, shaming or guilt-tripping, just because it is Christmas.

If you don't want to see those relatives, you don't have to.

If you don't want to cook a huge dinner you don't have to.

If you don't feel like celebrating, you don't have to.

And don't let Christmas adverts bully you into being anxious. They just want your money, they don't care about your wellbeing.

Christmas is just one day. Be true to yourselves and put your mental and physical health first.

#christmas #mentalhealth

I'm new to Mastodon, but a lot of my former Twitter followers don't know I'm here yet. Someone suggested I could simply ask you fine people to boost me. Would you be so kind? Here’s a small token of my appreciation: #welcometomastodon #TwitterMigration

*Sheepish request* I'm new to Mastodon, but a lot of my former Twitter followers don't know I'm here yet. Someone suggested I could simply ask you fine people to boost me. Would you be so kind? (I promise to post a photo of my dog to say thanks). #WelcomeToMastodon

#Twitter is what Elon makes of it. #Mastodon is what we make of it.

#jacksmith #trump #christmas

HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO MASTODON

"Hey, Ford, this #Mastodon joint is, like, amazingly cool."

"I prefer #Twitter."

"You thought catching a ride with Vogons was a groovy idea, so I'm filing your opinion under "i" for 'irrelevant'. Hey, computer!"

"Hi, there!"

"Run through the lingo again."

"My pleasure! Toots, boosts, faves, instances – not servers, guys – hashtags, and—"

"OK. Enough."

"—open source."

"What sauce? We're outta ketchup."

"I thought this was a catch-up! Have a nice day, guys!"

You hired me to get things done – I hope I'm making you proud.
—POTUS

https://escapingtech.com/tech/opinions/i-was-wrong-about-mastodon-moderation.html

#Republicans #Trump #investigations

I’ve been saying this for years.

Boost and fav if you agree!

Trump Seems Terrified Of New Special Counsel, Happy Holidays, MFer! https://www.wonkette.com/trump-jack-smith-truth-social

Bless his heart.

https://www.wonkette.com/trump-jack-smith-truth-social

When I turned 70, I thought, “Well, that’s it. I’ve had a great career, but it’s winding down.”
Boy, was I wrong. I found social media, and then a second wind at my sails in my 70s! I made my Broadway debut at 78, and I’ll make my London debut at 85.
Life is truly wonderful and magical.

If you’re in London, come see me in Allegiance starting in January. Tix here: https://allegiancemusical.com

When I get to 100,000 followers on Mastodon I will officially bring Mastodons back from extinction.

Boost and favorite this post to help make this happen ASAP.

Over on Twitter it’s like the Penguin is in charge of Gotham.

Some thoughts:

I understand that the transition will take time, but I really hope the copy-pasting of Tweets will not become the norm here.

Mastodon requires another type of posting and bringing Tweets into this space is not ideal. I don't want to consume Twitter content and left Twitter for a reason.

As everyone familiarizes themselves with this platform, I hope this practice will stop. For now, not boosting recycled Tweets because I'm passionate about building a new space.

✌️

WORLDS STUPIDEST THING RIGHT HERE https://www.wonkette.com/vogue-got-to-see-naomi-bidens-wedding-dress-rest-of-media-didn-t-and-joe-biden-will-pay