With appalled thanks to @vanbadham, I give you the not-at-all-disturbing uniform of the Massachusetts State Police. (It's real. I checked.)
Everything's annoying when you have SAND in your VAGINA.
like "take this cake over to Lashan's for spending an HOUR finding Jerry Brown on the internet this morning." "okay! why am I taking the cake to Lashan's?"
My jaw was on the floor with this piece of shit. https://www.wonkette.com/trump-sec-def-recasts-jan-6-as-war-of-congressional-aggression
Who's liveblogging today? It me! https://www.wonkette.com/who-will-lose-the-house-speaker-s-race-today-day-four-liveblog
Kari Lake Calls Herself Governor, As Her Lawyer Alan Dershowitz Whines In Court. Reality Is Hard. https://www.wonkette.com/kari-lake-calls-herself-governor-as-her-lawyer-alan-dershowitz-whines-in-court-reality-is-hard
Sad week for the country. The partisan left may be enjoying some schadenfreude for the moment, but every day that this circus goes on is another day that our elected representatives can't knuckle down and start the hard work of subpoenaing Hunter Biden's Erowid profile and making it illegal to mute your grandpa on Facebook
Florida's Witchfinder General Accuses GOP Rep.-Elect Of Casting Spells, Consorting With Demons https://www.wonkette.com/florida-s-witchfinder-general-accuses-gop-rep-elect-of-casting-spells-consorting-with-demons
First big ex I saw of this was yesterdays Robert Costa tweet, attributed to unnamed sources that claimed that Democrats were going to bail McCarthy out. A lot of ppl that knew better took the bait on this & thought this was real. Only later did we find out that not only was this not true, but this was specially a lie that came from McCarthys ppl. So not only did Costa pass along unverified nonsense, he did so in a way that specifically meant to boost McCarthy. Funny thing for a “reporter” to do
Ginni Thomas Just A Sweet Christian Lady Who Never Tried To Steal An Election At All, Wait WHAT Texts? https://www.wonkette.com/ginni-thomas-just-a-sweet-christian-lady-who-never-tried-to-steal-an-election-at-all-wait-what-texts
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