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Looking forward to seeing everyone at 12:00 Noon today, when I’ll be casting my seventh vote for Mr. Jeffries for Speaker of the House.

I invite any of my Republican friends who are unsatisfied with their party’s nominee to join me.

@ddayen I just like waiting online for an hour to visit the website :)

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me when anyone asks me about anything happening anywhere

oh my god taking so long to get to 8 pm, need my kevin humiliation for a few more hours fix

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First big ex I saw of this was yesterdays Robert Costa tweet, attributed to unnamed sources that claimed that Democrats were going to bail McCarthy out. A lot of ppl that knew better took the bait on this & thought this was real. Only later did we find out that not only was this not true, but this was specially a lie that came from McCarthys ppl. So not only did Costa pass along unverified nonsense, he did so in a way that specifically meant to boost McCarthy. Funny thing for a “reporter” to do

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LLOLOLOLOL Kevin McCarthy already lost again

@annaleighclark hi Anna, I'm in Detroit too. Coffee or a drink sometime?

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This is starting to look like the old Sports Illustrated cover jinx

@andhow I have the Junior Classics fairy tale book still :)

@prunella NOBODY IS GETTING POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT RIGHT NOW PRUNELLA!!!!!1!

oh wait, this was the best one. The very first time (since she was a puppy) that Lucy shit in the house, she CAME IN FROM OUTSIDE WHERE SHE HAD BEEN ALL DAY FOR OUR LABOR DAY BBQ TO SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE IN FRONT OF ME.

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Okay, since my mom's dog moved in with us in July, all our dogs are now just shitting in the house, constantly. The internet said not to punish or yell at them, that it would just make them hide, and I made everyone stop yelling at them but this is NO LONGER TENABLE.

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO ABOUT GROWN UP DOGS HOUSE SHITTING? THEY GO OUT SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.

Content warning: Dogs shitting in the house.

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