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With appalled thanks to @vanbadham, I give you the not-at-all-disturbing uniform of the Massachusetts State Police. (It's real. I checked.)

Everything's annoying when you have SAND in your VAGINA.

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like "take this cake over to Lashan's for spending an HOUR finding Jerry Brown on the internet this morning." "okay! why am I taking the cake to Lashan's?"

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donna's at the doctor for warty blisters that hurt (looks to me like hydrosis something eczema), mom's dog is back after weeping nightmare four days, i have a yeast infection, everything is FINE but ANNOYING ME

@ilanaslightly they haven't been sworn in yet, when did they do?

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Sad week for the country. The partisan left may be enjoying some schadenfreude for the moment, but every day that this circus goes on is another day that our elected representatives can't knuckle down and start the hard work of subpoenaing Hunter Biden's Erowid profile and making it illegal to mute your grandpa on Facebook

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would it kill MSNBC to use ONE of its chyrons to say who's talking

@AnnaElizabeth oh they know GOP House is a shitshow -- Ukraine, Russia, all that -- but as far as "had to hold multiple ballots" I doubt that is fazing them

As much as I believe the world is enjoying the Kevin McCarthy Craptacular, they're probably not laughing *at us* for being unable to form a government.

They all have parliaments that require stupid coalitions and elect, like, Netanyahu, the Italian Nazi, and Liz Truss.

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