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Jesse Watters Says Trump Much Too OLD For Criminal Trials. Much Too Who What Now? OLD, He Said OLD. https://www.wonkette.com/p/jesse-watters-says-trump-much-too

The Top 10 Most Misunderstood Vegetables! (It's Because They Are Always Mumbling.) Tabs, Tues., Apr. 23, 2024 https://www.wonkette.com/p/the-top-10-most-misunderstood-vegetables

How Mike Johnson Stopped Being Scared Of MTG And Passed Ukraine Aid Anyway https://www.wonkette.com/p/how-mike-johnson-stopped-being-scared

BAD NEWS: Elon Just Noticed Tucker Is Creationist Idiot https://www.wonkette.com/p/bad-news-elon-just-noticed-tucker

You Know We Can't Actually Fit All The Homeless People In Our Overcrowded Prisons, Right? https://www.wonkette.com/p/you-know-we-cant-actually-fit-all

Reporting Of Child Vaccine Status In New Hampshire To Become Voluntary For Dumb Parents https://www.wonkette.com/p/reporting-of-child-vaccine-status

LIVE: Joe Biden Being Woke About Earth Day, Probably https://www.wonkette.com/p/live-joe-biden-being-woke-about-earth

Your Weekly Sunday Show Idiots Are Kristi Noem And Kevin McCarthy! https://www.wonkette.com/p/your-weekly-sunday-show-idiots-are

Congratulations Volkswagen Workers On Making Labor History! https://www.wonkette.com/p/congratulations-volkswagen-workers

Mike Johnson Grows Spine And Passes Ukraine Aid, And Marjorie Taylor Greene Is MAD https://www.wonkette.com/p/mike-johnson-grows-spine-and-passes

Melania Emerges To Grift Log Cabin Republicans, Sell A Necklace https://www.wonkette.com/p/melania-emerges-to-grift-log-cabin

Scientists Finally Starting To Study Menopause, Also, Too! https://www.wonkette.com/p/scientists-finally-starting-to-study

Wonkette Presents THE SPLIT: Chapter Twenty-Five https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-presents-the-split-chapter-874

Inside Carrie Fisher's Upbringing With Difficult Parents! Tabs, Mon., April 22, 2024 https://www.wonkette.com/p/inside-carrie-fishers-upbringing

Bill Maher Reheats Beef With Barbie https://www.wonkette.com/p/bill-maher-reheats-beef-with-barbie

Houston Doctor Secretly Kicked Own Patients Off Liver List, Is That Bad? https://www.wonkette.com/p/houston-doctor-secretly-kicked-own

Wonkette Movie Night: Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle https://www.wonkette.com/p/wonkette-movie-night-harold-and-kumar

Scientists Are Finally Starting To Study Menstruation, So That's Nice! https://www.wonkette.com/p/scientists-are-finally-starting-to

Trump-Pootin Ties Exposed In Court https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-pootin-ties-exposed-in-court

House Fixin' To Pass Ukraine Aid Package After All. Thanks, Speaker Jeffries! https://www.wonkette.com/p/house-fixin-to-pass-ukraine-aid-package