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Happy Anniversary To Temporary Insanity! https://www.wonkette.com/p/happy-anniversary-to-temporary-insanity

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Blackberry Old Fashioned! https://www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-a5c

Tesla Caps Off Perfect Week With Cybertruck Recall Due To Stuck Accelerator Pedals https://www.wonkette.com/p/tesla-caps-off-perfect-week-with

Nice Time! Virginia Becomes 12th State To Ban Child Marriage, Sorry, Creepy Old Men https://www.wonkette.com/p/nice-time-virginia-becomes-12th-state

Ron DeSantis Thinks His New Plan To Force Religion Into Schools Is Satanist-Proof https://www.wonkette.com/p/ron-desantis-thinks-his-new-plan

AZ Republicans Have Found Some More Voter Fraud! Surprise It Is This Republican. https://www.wonkette.com/p/az-republicans-have-found-some-more

Louisiana Lege To Decide If Teens Really Need To Eat At Work https://www.wonkette.com/p/louisiana-lege-to-decide-if-teens

Buncha Hippies At Interior Just Made New Rule For Public Lands And We're So Happy We Could Cry https://www.wonkette.com/p/buncha-hippies-at-interior-just-made

John Eastman: Woke Banks Shut Down My Accounts https://www.wonkette.com/p/john-eastman-woke-banks-shut-down

Old Man Says He's Cold, Has Some Newspaper Clippings To Show You https://www.wonkette.com/p/old-man-says-hes-cold-has-some-newspaper

Should You Wash Steak Before Cooking? Tabs, Fri., April 19, 2024 https://www.wonkette.com/p/should-you-wash-steak-before-cooking

Charlie Kirk Tells Trump To Defy Judge's Order*, Go To Barron's Graduation!** https://www.wonkette.com/p/charlie-kirk-tells-trump-to-defy

Marjorie Taylor Greene Crop-Dusted Ukraine And Israel Funding Bills Last Night, Ain't She A Hoot! https://www.wonkette.com/p/marjorie-taylor-greene-crop-dusted

PA School Board Bullies Jonathan From '30 Rock' For Wanting To Give Anti-Bullying Talk https://www.wonkette.com/p/pa-school-board-bullies-jonathan

No Big Bird No Peace! https://www.wonkette.com/p/no-big-bird-no-peace

How Bad Is The Price Gouging At Prison Commissaries? Pretty Bad! https://www.wonkette.com/p/how-bad-is-the-price-gouging-at-prison

Elon Musk Really Needs That $56 Billion Payout, Tesla Shareholders. He Just Does. https://www.wonkette.com/p/elon-musk-really-needs-that-56-billion

How Many Times Does Trump Get To Violate His Gag Order Before Judge Merchan Jails Him? https://www.wonkette.com/p/how-many-times-does-trump-get-to

That Time Mother Jones Helped Kick Off The West Virginia Mine War of 1912! https://www.wonkette.com/p/that-time-mother-jones-helped-kick

That Time Mother Jones Helped Kick Off The West Virginia Mine War of 1912! https://www.wonkette.com/p/that-time-mother-jones-helped-kick