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LLOLOLOLOL Kevin McCarthy already lost again

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This is starting to look like the old Sports Illustrated cover jinx

oh wait, this was the best one. The very first time (since she was a puppy) that Lucy shit in the house, she CAME IN FROM OUTSIDE WHERE SHE HAD BEEN ALL DAY FOR OUR LABOR DAY BBQ TO SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE IN FRONT OF ME.

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Okay, since my mom's dog moved in with us in July, all our dogs are now just shitting in the house, constantly. The internet said not to punish or yell at them, that it would just make them hide, and I made everyone stop yelling at them but this is NO LONGER TENABLE.

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO ABOUT GROWN UP DOGS HOUSE SHITTING? THEY GO OUT SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.

Content warning: Dogs shitting in the house.

LOLOLOLOL MSNBC idiots think Kevin McCarthy will "resign" now, as if that man has a bone of shame in his body.

while we're on it, I'm not putting a content wrapper on a picture of fucking food.

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lol MSNBC "do democrats stay in the chamber?" YES, IDIOT?

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why don't the people who want to QT just do it like we used to and copypaste the tweet putting QT before it.

this is the last I will ever say on the subject, which has been going on for a goddamn week now and my god you all are so WAHHHHH.

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I once visited my boyfriend’s 96-year-old grandpa in New Jersey, where he’d lived his whole life. He had dementia and didn’t speak much, but every hour on the hour, he’d mutter “Chris Christie is a fucking blowhard.” I just think it’s sweet that at the end of our lives, we remember what truly matters

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