Today was the day I finally deactivated my account and fully abandoned Apartheid Elmo's Dead Bird Emporium.

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A cryptobro DMed me to ask if I wanted to join his mailing list.

I spent slightly too long making this to send in reply.
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DM me if you are interested in our new Puke & Shred laundry service.

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I have no idea what I am doing. In what decade do you finally become an adult? I know it's not the first five . . .

Someone needs to start posting ads every three posts so it feels more like pre-Musk Twitter.

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If you follow me and I know you from Twitter but you have a different name on here, let me know! It's very confusing here!

Now that I'm here, I'll be sure to check in at least bi-annually.


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