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Carlos! #cat #art

Potatoes! #cat #art

Mittens: mm, why yes, hooman mom, I will have that bit of butter you’ve just offered me, nom, nom… wait a sec, is that a pill I just licked? Haha, nice try, a**hole! Ptew, I spit it out.
#cats #TooSmartForTheirOwnGood

My pretty successful attempt to duplicate a cocktail I had in Paris.

THE EIFFEL SOUR
1.5 oz gin
.75 oz elderflower liquor
.75 oz lime
.5 oz simple syrup
4 slices English cucumber

Muddle cucumber in the bottom of your shaker. Add remaining ingredients and ice and shake until chilled. Double strain into your glass of choice (straight up in Paris, on a nice block of ice in a tumbler at home). You could probably garnish with a slice of cuke if you were feeling fancy.

Some fun acts going forward. Congrats to all the finalists, see ya Saturday! #eurovision

Queen Machine 😍 #eurovision

I can’t help but chuckle at the RW freak out that’s probably happening now.

Totally digging the power rock vibe from Australia. #eurovision

Austria, I love the quirky weirdness. You go, gurls! #eurovision

Slovenia bringing the whole band charisma into the mix. #eurovision

Poland’s got choreography. #eurovision

More pink from Belgium. But I love the throwback 80’s dance vibe. #eurovision

Ooh, this is delicious!
https://www.liquor.com/recipes/high-horse/

Watercolor lion is sick of your nonsense.

This be a little car

Extra-long garnishes are fun!