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Today is May 22

🖤 Bitcoin Pizza Day
🖤 Buy a Musical Instrument Day
🖤 Canadian Immigrants Day
🖤 Declaration of the Báb in Shiraz Shavuot
🥛 Harvey Milk Day
🖤 International Coco Mom Day
🖤 International Day for Biological Diversity
🖤 National Boss Babes Day
🖤 National Craft Distillery Day
🖤 National Maritime Day
🖤 National Solitare Day
🖤 National Vanilla Pudding Day
🖤 Sherlock Holmes Day
🇲🇶 Slave Abolition Day
🇨🇦 Victoria Day
🖤 World Goth Day
🖤 World Paloma Day
🖤 World Preeclampsia Day

🌒 Moon Phase for today: May 21, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waxing Crescent Phase. Best seen in the west after the sun dips below the horizon at sunset.

Phase: Waxing Crescent
Illumination: 4%
Moon Age: 1.80 days
Moon Angle: 0.50
Moon Distance: 396,265.51 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,425,737.95 km

🔥 Take Your Parents to the Playground Day
🔥 World Baking Day
🔥 World Day for Cultural Diversity for Dialogue and Development
🔥 World Fish Migration Day
🔥 World Meditation Day

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Today is May 21

🔥 Eat More Fruits and Vegetables Day
🔥 Emergency Medical Services Day
🔥 End of the World Day
🔥 I Need a Patch for That Day
🔥 International AIDS Candlelight Memorial
🔥 International Tea Day
🔥 National American Red Cross Founder's Day
🔥 National Memo Day
🔥 National Strawberries and Cream Day
🔥 National Talk Like Yoda Day
🔥 National Waitstaff Day
🇨🇱 Navy Day
🔥 Rapture Party Day
🔥 Rural Life Sunday
🔥 Sister Maria Hummel Day
🔥 Stepmothers Day

🌒 Moon Phase for today: May 20, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waxing Crescent Phase. Best seen in the west after the sun dips below the horizon at sunset.

Phase: Waxing Crescent
Illumination: 1%
Moon Age: 0.84 days
Moon Angle: 0.51
Moon Distance: 392,106.29 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,396,450.39 km

🍓 National Dog Rescue Day
🍓 National River Cleanup Day
🍓 National Streaming Day
🍓 National Women in Aerospace Day
🍓 Plant among Tree Day
🍓 Weights and Measures Day
🍓 Work Autoimmune Arthritis Day
🍓 World Bee Day
🍓 World Fiddle Day
🍓 World Metrology Day
🍓 World Whiskey Day

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Today is May 20

🍓 Armed Forces Day
🇨🇲 Cameroon Republic Day
🍓 Clinical Trials Day
🍓 Culture Freedom Day
🇹🇱 East Timor Independence Day
🍓 Eliza Doolittle Day
🍓 Flower Day
🍓 Hats for Headway Day
🍓 International Heritage Breeds Day
🍓 International Red Sneakers Day
🍓 National Band Directors Day
🍓 National Be a Millionaire Day
🍓 National High Heels Day
🍓 National Learn to Swim Day
🍓 National Pick Strawberries Day
🍓 National Quiche Lorraine Day

🌚 Moon Phase for today: May 19, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a New Moon phase. During this phase the Moon is too close to the sun in the sky to be visible.

Phase: New Moon
Illumination: 0%
Moon Age: 29.38 days
Moon Angle: 0.51
Moon Distance: 387,520.32 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,366,637.56 km

🇮🇳 Savitri Amavasya
✊🏿 Walk Safely to School Day
✊🏿 World Family Doctor Day
✊🏿 World Inflammatory Bowel Diseases Day

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Today is May 19

✊🏿 Celebrate Your Elected Officials Day
✊🏿 Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
✊🏿 Hepatitis Testing Day
✊🏿 Malcolm X Day
✊🏿 NASCAR Day
✊🏿 National Asian and Pacific Islander HIV/AIDS Awareness Day
✊🏿 National Barber Mental Health Day
✊🏿 National Bike to Work Day
✊🏿 National Defense Transportation Day
✊🏿 National Devil's Food Cake Day
✊🏿 National Endangered Species Day
✊🏿 National May Ray Day
✊🏿 National Mechanical Dry Eye Day
✊🏿 National Pizza Party Day
✊🏿 Plant Something Day

🌘 Moon Phase for today: May 18, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waning Crescent phase. This phase is best viewed just before the sunrise in the western sky.

Phase: Waning Crescent
Illumination: 2%
Moon Age: 28.37 days
Moon Angle: 0.52
Moon Distance: 382,732.95 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,336,307.67 km

Today is May 18

🦽 Ascension Day
🦽 Global Accessibility Awareness Day
🇭🇹 Haitian Flag Day
🦽 I Love Reece's Day
🦽 International Museum Day
🦽 Mother Whistler Day
🦽 National Aperitif Day
🦽 National Cheese Soufflé Day
🦽 National HIV Vaccine Awareness Day
🦽 National No Dirty Dishes Day
🦽 National Notebook Day
🦽 National Visit Your Relatives Day
🦽 Send an Electronic Greeting Card Day
🇹🇲 Turkmenistan Flag Day
🦽 World AIDS Vaccine Day

🐁 Turn Beauty Inside Out Day
🐁 World Hypertension Day
🐁 World Telecommunication and Information Society Day

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Today is May 17

🐁 International Child Helpline Day
🐁 International Day Against Transphobia and Biphobia
🐁 National Bike to School Day
🐁 National Cherry Cobbler Day
🐁 National Employee Health and Fitness Day
🐁 National Graduation Tassel Day
🐁 National Juice Slush Day
🐁 National Mushroom Hunting Day
🇬🇧 National Numeracy Day
🐁 National Pinkfix Day
🐁 National Walnut Day
🐁 Neurofibromatosis Awareness Day
🐁 Pack Rat Day
🐁 Pinot Grigio Day

I think I just set a record for number of sneezes in a row. Is it my imagination, or is allergy season in the northeast/mid-Atlantic longer than it used to be?

🌘 Moon Phase for today: May 16, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waning Crescent phase. This phase is best viewed just before the sunrise in the western sky.

Phase: Waning Crescent
Illumination: 11%
Moon Age: 26.30 days
Moon Angle: 0.53
Moon Distance: 373,559.33 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,274,130.27 km

🤢Sex Differences in Health Awareness Day
🤢Supply Chain Professionals Day
🤢Waiters Day

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Today is May 16

🤢Drawing Day
🤢International Day of Light
🇮🇷Martyrdom of Imam Sadeq
🤢National Barbecue Day
🤢National Biographers Day
🤢National Coquilles Saint Jacques Day
🤢National Do Something Good for Your Neighbor Day
🏳️‍🌈National Honor Our LGBT Elders Day
🤢National Love a Tree Day
🤢National Mimosa Day
🤢National Piercing Day
🤢National Sea Monkey Day
🤢National Stop Nausea Day
🤢National Wear Purple for Peace Day
🤢Nickel Day
🤢Ride a Unicycle Day

🚲 Learning at Work Week
🚲 National Salvation Army Week
🚲 National Vegetarian Week
🚲 National Volunteering Week
🚲 Water Saving Week
🚲 Youth Week

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This week is

🚲 Brain Injury Awareness Week
🚲 Huntington's Disease Awareness Week
🚲 Myalgic Encephalomyelitis/Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Awareness Week
🚲 National Public Gardens Week
🚲 UN Global Road Safety Week
🚲 National Bike Week
🚲 Be Nice to Nettles Week
🚲 Christian Aid Week
🚲 Bike to Work Week
🚲 Dementia Awareness Week
🚲 International Heritage Breeds Week

(Not celebrated: National Police Week)

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