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🌘 Moon Phase for today: May 15, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waning Crescent phase. This phase is best viewed just before the sunrise in the western sky.

Phase: Waning Crescent
Illumination: 19%
Moon Age: 25.24 days
Moon Angle: 0.54
Moon Distance: 369,680.84 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,242,299.94 km

🦘 Peace Officers Memorial Day
🦘 Straw Hat Day
🦘 Vascular Birthmarks Awareness Day

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Today is May 15

🦘 Bring Flowers to Someone Day
🦘 Hyperemesis Gravidarum Awareness Day (Morning Sickness)
🦘 International Conscientious Objectors Day
🦘 International Family Day
🦘 International Kangaroo Care Awareness Day
🦘 International Mucopolysaccharidosis Awareness Day
🦘 National Chocolate Chip Day
🦘 National Nylon Stocking Day
🦘 National Safety Dose Day
🦘 National Senior Fraud Awareness Day
🦘 Tuberous Sclerosis Global Awareness Day

🌘 Moon Phase for today: May 14, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waning Crescent phase. This phase is best viewed just before the sunrise in the western sky.

Phase: Waning Crescent
Illumination: 29%
Moon Age: 24.18 days
Moon Angle: 0.54
Moon Distance: 366,581.61 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,209,986.87 km

🐓 Spinal Cord Injury Awareness Day
🐓 The Stars and Stripes Forever Day
🐓 World Topiary Day

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Today is May 14

🐓 Bond with Your Dog Day
🐓 Do Dah Day
🐓 International Chihuahua Appreciation Day
🐓 International Dylan Thomas Day
🐓 Mother's Day
🐓 Mothers at the Wall Day
🐓 National Buttermilk Biscuit Day
🇬🇧 National Children's Day
🐓 National Dance Like a Chicken Day
🐓 National Decency Day
🐓 National Travel Insurance Claims Day
🐓 National Underground America Day
🐓 National Veal Ban Action Day
🐓 Online Romance Day
🇵🇾 Paraguay Independence Day

Balcony across the way - months back a dresser and tinsel and - stuff - got moved to it. You try not to spy but hey - we live on the fourth floor and they live on the third. Hard not to when you are having a fag with your mind wandering.
Pair of what I call wood pigeons - Rock Doves - decided to nest there. I would have said no but they did not ask. Last time I had a balcone I kept wasps. So what do I know.

🌘 Moon Phase for today: May 13, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waning Crescent phase. This phase is best viewed just before the sunrise in the western sky.

Phase: Waning Crescent
Illumination: 40%
Moon Age: 23.10 days
Moon Angle: 0.55
Moon Distance: 364,443.75 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,177,200.03 km

National Dog Mom's Day
🌷 National Frog Jumping Day
🌷 National Fruit Cocktail Day
🌷 National Leprechaun Day
🌷 National Miniature Golf Day
🌷 National Train Day
🌷 National Windmill Day
🌷 O. Henry Pun-off Day
🌷 Stamp Out Hunger Food Day Drive
🌷 Stay Up All Night Day
🌷 Top Gun Day
🌷 Tulip Day
🌷 World Belly Dance Day
🌷 World Buckfast Day
🌷 World Fair Trade Day
🌷 World Migratory Bird Day

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Today is May 13

🌷 Archery Day
🌷 Brunch for Lunch Day
🌷 Children of Fallen Patriots Day
🌷 Cornelia De Lange Syndrome Day
🌷 Cough Drop Day
🌷 Fair Trade Day
🌷 IEEE Global Engineering Day
🌷 International Hummus Day
🌷 Martin Z. Mollusk Day
🌷 National Apple Pie Day
🌷 National Babysitter's Day
🌷 National Birth Mother's Day
🌷 National Crouton Day

🌗 Moon Phase for today: May 12, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Last Quarter phase. This phase occurs roughly 3 weeks after the New Moon when the Moon is three quarter of the way through it’s orbit around the earth.

Phase: Last Quarter
Illumination: 51%
Moon Age: 22.03 days
Moon Angle: 0.55
Moon Distance: 363,395.13 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,143,948.49 km

🕶 National Odometer Day
🕶 National Tampon Day
🕶 National YA DIG Day
🕶 Public Gardens Day
🕶 Shades Day

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Today is May 12

🕶 Childcare Provider Day
🕶 International Awareness Day for Chronic Immunological and Neurological Diseases
🕶 International Myalgic Encephalomyelitis/ Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (M.E./C.F.S.) Awareness Day
🕶 International Day of Plant Health
🕶 International Nurses Day
🕶 National Fibromyalgia Awareness Day
🕶 National Hospital Day
🕶 National Limerick Day
🕶 National Mental Health Provider Appreciation Day
🕶 National Military Spouse Appreciation Day
🕶 National Nutty Fudge Day

🌖 Moon Phase for today: May 11, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waning Gibbous. During this phase the Moon can be seen in the early morning daylight hours on the western horizon.

Phase: Waning Gibbous
Illumination: 63%
Moon Age: 20.95 days
Moon Angle: 0.55
Moon Distance: 363,500.55 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,110,241.50 km

Today is May 11

⏰ Hostess (Bimbo) Cupcake Day
⏰ Make a Book Day
⏰ National Children's Mental Health Awareness Day
⏰ National Eat What You Want Day
⏰ National Foam Rolling Day
⏰ National Technology Day
⏰ National Twilight Zone Day
🇬🇧 Somerset Day
⏰ Data Innovation Day

🌖 Moon Phase for today: May 10, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waning Gibbous. During this phase the Moon can be seen in the early morning daylight hours on the western horizon.

Phase: Waning Gibbous
Illumination: 73%
Moon Age: 19.86 days
Moon Angle: 0.55
Moon Distance: 364,757.07 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,076,088.43 km

⛳ One Day without Shoes
⛳ Root Canal Appreciation Day
⛳ Trust Your Intuition Day
⛳ World Facilities Management Day
⛳ World Lupus Day
⛳ World Orienteering Day

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Today is May 10

⛳ Donate a Day's Wages to Charity
⛳ International Day of the Argan Tree
⛳ Micronesia Constitution Day
⛳ Mother Ocean Day
🇲🇽 Mother's Day
⛳ National Clean Your Room Day
⛳ National Golf Day
⛳ National Lipid Day
⛳ National Night Shift Workers Day
⛳ National Receptionists Day
⛳ National School Nurse Day
⛳ National Ship via Rail Day
⛳ National Shrimp Day
⛳ National Small Business Day
⛳ National Third Shift Workers Day
⛳ Occupational Safety and Health Professionals Day

The guys who don’t believe kids should be taught Anne Frank and Toni Morrison think every kid in America should look up to proven sexual predator who keeps screaming about having a certain “type” he likes to rape.

🌖 Moon Phase for today: May 09, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waning Gibbous. During this phase the Moon can be seen in the early morning daylight hours on the western horizon.

Phase: Waning Gibbous
Illumination: 83%
Moon Age: 18.78 days
Moon Angle: 0.54
Moon Distance: 367,093.53 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,041,498.79 km

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