Edgar's a minute away from breaking curfew again...
@law_geek come home soon edgar!
@dianes_lesshostileusername when I was about to give up & go to bed, I went to the back door & he immediately started shouting at me "where've you been. I've been waiting for you for *ages*" 😬
@law_geek oh Edgar, you silly baby!
@dianes_lesshostileusername Edgar: my servant was not working to her optimal ability last night, I can tell you!
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@dianes_lesshostileusername when I was about to give up & go to bed, I went to the back door & he immediately started shouting at me "where've you been. I've been waiting for you for *ages*" 😬