<me, to wife> "I really think it's unfair that I don't look like Margot Robbie."<Wife> "Yeah, you and every other woman in the world."
@CharlotteEowyn i should be liz taylor
@dianes_lesshostileusername I mean I'll take that too if it's on offer????!!
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@dianes_lesshostileusername I mean I'll take that too if it's on offer????!!