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Yes, I have concerns about trans people.

I'm concerned they're not getting at least 8 hours of sleep a night.

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youtube.com/watch?v=b4PxX8ek2l
⚡️🇺🇦Nightly Address of President Volodymyr Zelensky at the end of the 402nd Day of Russia’s full-scale invasion | Day 3322 of The War in Ukraine and Invasion of Crimea (April 1) | with English subtitles (Ukrinform - Ukrainian National News Agency VIDEO) #Ukraine #News #Invasion #Russia #9yearsOfWarInUkraine #WantedDeadOrAlive

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we live in an era where it is easier than ever before to print t-shirts for any gag we come up with, and frankly i don't know if i can be trusted with that kind of power

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Banning books is the predecessor to banning the people those books are about. #BannedBooks #Libraries

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Wave your hands in the air like you don't care
Glide by the people as they stop to look and stare
Do your dance, do your dance

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I remember when Jesus said:

“Love thy neighbor, unless of course, he’s not American, or White, or straight, or Christian, or Republican. But otherwise, I mean, love thy neighbor.”

I think that’s from Patriots 17:76 or something.

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WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT THE PROSPERITY
GOSPEL
OFFERS YOU EVERYTHING SATAN OFFERED
CHRIST

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my wife's company is trying to convince people to return to the office because one of their executives thinks its embarrassing when clients come by and the offices are empty, anyways, theatre students always need some pocket money and if someone wants to join my exciting new "potemkin village as a service" startup

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I found a jacket I haven't worn since my kids were about 3 and all the pockets are filled with special rocks and twigs and playmobil people and I'm gonna need a minute

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Oh FFS, a Civil War next week? I have meetings all day Monday and a stack of papers coming in, is there any way we can push this til after Easter break?

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I yell at my TV a lot but it is usually during basketball games and mostly not like just now when the guy in charge of a criminal enterprise was found to have killed one of his guard dogs upon going on the lam and I saw the dog and shouted "NOO" at my TV and then came here to say this to everyone who makes stories: NEVER FUCKING KILL A DOG. IN YOUR STORY. OR OTHERWISE. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR "NARRATIVE" REASON FOR IT IS.

DO

NOT

KILL

DOGS

IN

STORIES.

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The consequences of demolishing a listed building overnight. That pile of rubble used to be the centuries-old Punch Bowl Inn in Hurst Green, Lancashire.

Developer Andrew Donelan figured it was a done deal and he'd only face a fine. That attitude backfired spectacularly when a UK court ordered him to rebuilt the Inn to the original design, using the original materials.

Stone-by-stone. That's costly karma!

stuff.co.nz/world/uk/300833786

#Lancashire #HurstGreen #Listed #

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Apparently Trump has a Maga-moat of smoothbrains surrounding Mar-a-Lago—protecting its criminal contents from arrest

Perhaps this is a kind of “protest” if you will?

Funny thing about protests in Florida…

“Florida’s trump-loving governor just made it ok to hit protesters with your car”

vanityfair.com/news/2021/04/ro

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Sometimes the people who schedule mentor time with me ask these really profound questions I really have to share (anonymized) in case somebody else runs into the problem. Here is one such piece of advice that came up recently:

Much like trying to change somebody you are in a romantic relationship with who is being toxic and abusive, you will never be able to change a toxic or abusive work culture at your employer. Becoming a manager will not enable you to do it, unless you are the child of the CEO and inheriting the entire company. Being promoted will not change it. You working harder will not change it. A toxic culture is a toxic culture. Stop trying to be a hero.

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In a company-wide meeting and I've pantomimed jerking off so many times my FitBit thinks I'm lifting weights.

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Kind admire that Tucker Carlson has apparently said, “Fuck it. Let’s bankrupt this bitch.”

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If you think a man should be worshipped because he has billions of dollars, then you’re a very special kind of moron.

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