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David Brooks Recalls A Better America When A Man Could Cheaply Get Drunk In An Airport https://www.wonkette.com/p/david-brooks-recalls-a-better-america

House Republicans Still Can't Figure Out Their Shit, Nine Days To Shutdown https://www.wonkette.com/p/house-republicans-still-cant-figure

This 'Travel Hack' Is Stupid, Illegal, And Not At All Funny! Tabs, Fri., Sept. 22, 2023 https://www.wonkette.com/p/this-travel-hack-is-stupid-illegal

What's this about Rosemary's abortion clinics? https://www.wonkette.com/p/whats-this-about-rosemarys-abortion

Daily Wire Guy Very Concerned About Rosemary's Abortion Clinics https://www.wonkette.com/p/daily-wire-guy-very-concerned-about

Toxic Misinformation Sphincter Rupert Murdoch Steps Down As Fox CEO, Succeeded By His Toxic Misinformation Sphincter Son Lachlan https://www.wonkette.com/p/toxic-misinformation-sphincter-rupert

Come Let's All Dance On Project Veritas's Grave https://www.wonkette.com/p/come-lets-all-dance-on-project-veritass

Your Helpful Rundown Of Duck Dynasty Guy's Grossest Racist And Anti-Gay Rants, On The Occasion Of His Fancy New Bio-Pic! https://www.wonkette.com/p/your-helpful-rundown-of-duck-dynasty

Oh No Not A JOBS PROGRAM To Fight CLIMATE CHANGE! https://www.wonkette.com/p/oh-no-not-a-jobs-program-to-fight

Canadian Transphobes Thought Millions Would March For Them. It Didn't Quite Work Out That Way. https://www.wonkette.com/p/canadian-transphobes-thought-millions

Gavin Newsom's Telling You He's Not Running https://www.wonkette.com/p/gavin-newsoms-telling-you-hes-not

How Could Florida Get Worse? Gov Matt Gaetz Is How! https://www.wonkette.com/p/how-could-florida-get-worse-gov-matt

Texas School Fires Teacher For Aggravated Offense Of 'Teaching Anne Frank's Diary' https://www.wonkette.com/p/texas-school-fires-teacher-for-aggravated

Six Reasons This Tuscan Villa Will Be The Best Stay Of Your Life! Tabs, Thurs., Sept. 21, 2023 https://www.wonkette.com/p/six-reasons-this-tuscan-villa-will

12 Wonkette Stories THEY Don't Want You To Read! https://www.wonkette.com/p/12-wonkette-stories-they-dont-want

Trump Wetting His Britches Over Going To Prison, Wearing Jumpsuit, Being Utterly Alone Forever https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-wetting-his-britches-over-going

Cassidy Hutchinson Says Rudy Celebrated Jan. 6 By Groping Her. Sounds About Right. https://www.wonkette.com/p/cassidy-hutchinson-says-rudy-celebrated

Most Important Issue Facing Congress Stopping John Fetterman's Body Double From Wearing Shorts At Senate https://www.wonkette.com/p/most-important-issue-facing-congress

Pennsylvania Dems Re-Retake State House In Third Special Election This Year https://www.wonkette.com/p/pennsylvania-dems-re-retake-state

A Metaphor That Applies To Joe Klein's Latest Newsletter: F*ck Off https://www.wonkette.com/p/a-metaphor-that-applies-to-joe-kleins