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Kristi Noem Clarifies: That Dog Was Just The Hired Help, And Then I Killed It With A Gun https://www.wonkette.com/p/kristi-noem-clarifies-that-dog-was
@MylesRyden Right. She’s trying to differentiate between a pet and a worker dog. That’s not going to cut it in America. We love our dogs regardless. @wonkette_bot
@MoiraEve @MylesRyden @wonkette_bot She set the dog up! So vicious and uncontrollable yet she took it on a hunt, drove it loose in the bed of a pickup to someone else's farm where it jumped out for some fun.
She's a monster and a liar - the perfect Republican. WHAT WENT WRONG?
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She got caught by the GOP playbook. The GOP likes to swagger around like a gang member who portrays themselves as a complete psychopath -- "You cross me and who knows what might happen!"
Or as MST3K once put it, "I'll kill your whole family if you call me a psychopath!"
She just, stupidly, picked the wrong species to be a psychopath to.
No matter how justified, "I was the one who shot Ole Yeller" is never going to go down well.