I had a twitter account and never learned how to use it properly. Now I'm here with no friends and no community, and scream into that weird white-on-black void.
@sparklefriend You're here, and we're a community. So there.
We all start somewhere, yes?
Hi there, @sparklefriend
Welcome to the Wonkodon!
@sparklefriend we're happy you are here. Poke around, ask questions, and you'll get the hang of it 🙂
@sparklefriend Welcome! I'm glad you're here. Keep pressing buttons :)
@sparklefriend Welcome to the Wonkodon! We're glad to have you along for the ride.
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