Sketchy Pigeons @sketchypigeons@wonkodon.com

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The Sketchy Pigeon Division of Space Force has been called into service to help patrol the skies of Manhattan. They're a secret weapon against an unruly crowd, they spot the trouble makers and drop a big plop of poo on their heads. Stops them immediately.

A pigeon named Brooklyn shows off the latest Sketchy Pigeon dance craze popular on PikPok (Brooklyn says CooTube is "over" and PikPok, a pigeon version of TikTok is what's hot.) It's called The Ostrich. First you face left then swing to the right and stick your head in the dirt. #sketchypigeons

"Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?
Because I can't feel my feet..."
He calls himself Pigeon Floyd. He starts singing again, "Ice is forming on the tips of my wings
Unheeded warnings, I thought I thought of everything
No navigator to find my way home
Of course there's ice on my wings it's really friggin' cold!" #sketchypigeons #funny #bird

#sketchypigeons magician
Chris Angle makes the head of his assistant disappear and reappear in another place.

Gary Larson knows that pigeons are sketchy.
#farside #funny #sketchypigeons

Another in our series, #sketchypigeons with jobs. These two are doing a job with an inglorious title, Tawny and Zachary are "Crack Cleaners." the pay is low but they get to keep any loose change they find. Funny point, Tawny is in the back.

A Sketchy Pigeon arrived in the mail. Harry was quite suspicious of this creature. #catsofmastodon #sketchypigeons

Little birb in the back: "Dammit Dwayne get your feet out of the food, I can't believe I have to keep saying this!" #sketchypigeons
#funny #bird

#sketchypigeons politician Kevin McCardy flies away as he loses another vote to be Cooer of the Birdhouse. He cannot convince the birds behind him to change their votes. #funny #bird

Pigeon on top says, "When I was a young squab dad would tell me that gargoyles were pigeons who misbehaved to keep me in line. Now that I've grown up and can see them up close I've realized dad was pulling my wing and in reality gargoyles are crows that misbehaved. I mean, look at that face!" #sketchypigeons #bird

"Caught between the moon and New York City, you know it's crazy, but it's true..." Pigeons may not be known as songbirds but they do love singing pop classics. #sketchypigeons #funny #bird

"I'm Georgio Sandos, a newly elected pigeon politician and all I'm saying is that an embellishment is not a lie, it's just creative speaking. Little birbs nitpicking my history while I'm focused on the future!"
#sketchypigeons #funny #bird

"We wish you a Sketchy Christmas!
Birbs are all about the holiday,
four calling birds
three French squabs
two turtle doves
and a pigeon in a pear tree!"
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This is Gwyneth, she promotes her line of "Coop" healthy living products. With treatments that include shining light onto the cloaca as a prevention against catching bird flu. Here she shows her "Cloaca Glow-up" regimen. #sketchypigeons #funny #bird

"Hey orange dude, 🎵 don't do the crime if you can't do the time🎵"
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