donna's at the doctor for warty blisters that hurt (looks to me like hydrosis something eczema), mom's dog is back after weeping nightmare four days, i have a yeast infection, everything is FINE but ANNOYING ME
Everything's annoying when you have SAND in your VAGINA.
@editrix A yeast infection is the price you pay for having sex. Hahahaha.
@Axomamma stupid SEX.
@editrix I think this is an important convergence - right after your post of (genuinely annoying woe) is this post from my local MSPCA. Maybe you need chickens to make things better? Or to make your annoyances seems less annoying by comparison? https://mastodon.boston/@MSPCAAngell/109666654599535022
@editrix Yeikes. Wish I was there now so that I could make you a strong cocktail. Or make a strong cocktail for you. One or the other.
like "take this cake over to Lashan's for spending an HOUR finding Jerry Brown on the internet this morning." "okay! why am I taking the cake to Lashan's?"