There is someone in the Wonkette comments posting OVER AND OVER again about my net worth of ... Four MILLION dollars. She's got a source, you guys! A private investigator SOURCE!
I now can't think about anything else.
Srsly, I'm ruined for the day.
@editrix so we can stop sending money to Wonkette? 
@TimGroves well NO!
@editrix
Wonkette Editrix, millionaire, owner of a mansion and a yacht.
@warren__terra @editrix
Don't forget the Wonkabago!
@editrix may i have some money please
@editrix
Well, maybe they can point you to the fundage! Think of the snark and witty analysis you could put out with FoUr MiLlioN dOllArS!!!!!
@editrix Maybe she got a hold of one of your Soros Commie SJW BLM Supersoldier checks for helping spread Evil Communism.
@editrix Here I was sure you were a billionaire.
@editrix she's not looking at the right Wonkers then.
@editrix I’m assuming you’ve invested my $5 a month to Wonkette very wisely indeed!
@editrix Don't blow it all at one joint!
@editrix
My private investigator turned up this documentary footage of Our Editrix