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🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month
🦃 Professional Wellness Month
🦃 Rebuild Your Life Month
🦃 Skyscraper Month
🦃 Social Petworking Month
🦃 Sports America Kids Month
🦃 Turkey Lovers Month
🦃 Vision Research Month
🇵🇭 We Advocate Time Conciousness and Honesty
🦃 Women's Golf Month
🦃 World Infertility Awareness Month

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🦃 National Pet Preparedness Month
🦃 National PTSD Awareness Month
🦃 National Rivers Month
🦃 National Rose Month
🦃 National Safety Month
🦃 Narrow Scleroderma Awareness Month
🦃 National Scoliosis Awareness Month
🦃 National Soul Food Month
🦃 National Steakhouse Month
🦃 National Zoo and Aquarium Month
🦃 Oral Health Month
🦃 Perennial Gardening Month
🦃 Pharmacists Declare War on Alcoholism Month (Seems a bit aggro to me. -wdii)
🦃 Pluot and Aprium Month
🦃 Potty Training Awareness Month

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🦃 National Iced Tea Month
🦃 National Mens Health Month
🦃 National Microchipping Month
🦃 National Migraine and Headache Awareness Month
🦃 National Oceans Month
🦃 National Osteoporosis Month

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🦃 Lemon Month
🦃 Mango Month
🦃 National Accordion Awareness Month
🦃 National Adopt a Cat Month
🦃 National Aphasia Awareness Month
🦃 National Camping Month
🦃 National Candy Month
🦃 National Congenital Cytomegalovirus Awareness Month
🦃 National Country Cooking Month
🦃 National Dairy Month
🦃 National DJ Month
🦃 National Foster a Pet Month
🦃 National Fresh Fruit and Vegetable Month
🦃 National Frozen Yogurt Month
🦃 National Give a Bunch of Balloons Month
🦃 National Homeownership Month

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🦃 Cucumber Month
🦃 Effective Communications Month
🦃 Entrepreneurs "Do It Yourself" Marketing Month
🦃 Fight the Flithy Fly Month
🦃 Fireworks Eye Safety Month
🦃 Fireworks Safety Month
🦃 Georgia Blueberry Month
🦃 Great Outdoors Month
🦃 International Surf Music Month
🦃 Lane Courtesy Month

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This month is

🦃 African American Appreciation Month
🦃 Black Music Appreciation Month
🦃 Alzheimer's and Brain Awareness Month
🦃 Antiphospholipid Antibody Syndrome (A.P.S.) Awareness Month
🦃 Audiobook Appreciation Month
🦃 Beautiful Your Skin Month
✊🏿 Black Lives Matter Month
🦃 Cancer from the Sun Month
🦃 Caribbean-American Heritage Month
🦃 Cataract Awareness Month
🦃 Celibacy Awareness Month
🦃 Child Vision Awarenss Month
🦃 Children’s Awareness Month

🌔 Moon Phase for today: Jun 01, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waxing Gibbous phase. Visible through most of the night sky setting a few hours before sunrise.

Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Illumination: 91%
Moon Age: 11.97 days
Moon Angle: 0.52
Moon Distance: 386,574.23 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,711,043.70 km

🥛 National Moonshine Day
🥛 National Nail Polish Day
🥛 National Olive Day
🥛 National Say Something Nice Day
🥛 National Skincare Education Day
🥛 New Year's Resolution Recommitment Day
🥛 Orthodox Ascension Day
🥛 Oscar the Grouch Day
🥛 Pen Pal Day
🇼🇸 Samoan Independence Day
🥛 Stand for Children Day
🥛 Wear a Dress Day
🥛 World Milk Day
🥛 World Narcissistic Abuse Day
🥛 World Outlander Day
🥛 World Reef Awareness Day

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Today is June 1

🥛 Dare Day
🥛 Dinosaur Day
🥛 Don't Give Up the Ship Day
🥛 Flip a Coin Day
🇮🇩🇲🇾 Gawai Dayak
🥛 Global Day of Parents
🥛 Intergenerational Day
🥛 International Children's Day
🇰🇪 Madaraka Day
🥛 National Billboard Day
🥛 National Go Barefoot Day
🥛 National Hazelnut Cake Day
🥛 National Heimlich Maneuver Day
🥛 National Moonshine Day
🥛 National Nail Polish Day

🌔 Moon Phase for today: May 31, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waxing Gibbous phase. Visible through most of the night sky setting a few hours before sunrise.

Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Illumination: 85%
Moon Age: 10.97 days
Moon Angle: 0.51
Moon Distance: 391,318.85 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,688,030.51 km

Today is May 31

🦜 Autonomous Vehicle Day
🦜 National Fisherfolks Day
🦜 National Flip Flop Day
🦜 National Macaroon Day
🦜 National Save Your Hearing Day
🦜 National Senior Health and Fitness Day
🦜 National Smile Day
🦜 National Speaking Complete Sentences Day
🦜 Necrotizing Fasciitis Awareness Day
🦜 Scripps National Spelling Bee
🦜 Web Designer Day
🦜 What You Think Upon Grows Day
🦜 World No Tobacco Day
🦜 World Otter Day
🦜 World Parrot Day

🌔 Moon Phase for today: May 30, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waxing Gibbous phase. Visible through most of the night sky setting a few hours before sunrise.

Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Illumination: 76%
Moon Age: 10.01 days
Moon Angle: 0.50
Moon Distance: 395,648.10 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,664,412.31 km

Today is May 30

🐈 Fakesgiving
🐈 International Hug Your Cat Day
🐈 Loomis Day
🐈 National Creativity Day
🐈 National Ebike Day
🐈 National Hole in My Bucket Day
🐈 National Mint Julep Day
🐈 World Multiple Sclerosis Day

@JoshuaHolland i used to be a cat socializer at the Austin aspca. an extra couple of hours was a great way to spend the holiday.

This week is

🍖 International Week of Solidarity with Peoples of Non-Self-Governing Territories
🍖 National Children's Gardening Week
🇼🇸 Samoan Language Week
🍖 National BBQ Week

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