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@vicorva one thing that helps me A LOT is the Read Aloud feature in Word. Having the text read aloud by the computer is great for catching missing words, etc.

🌒 Moon Phase for today: May 24, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waxing Crescent Phase. Best seen in the west after the sun dips below the horizon at sunset.

Phase: Waxing Crescent
Illumination: 22%
Moon Age: 4.58 days
Moon Angle: 0.49
Moon Distance: 404,469.59 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,510,369.26 km

Today is May 24

🐌 Aviation Maintenance Tech Day
🇧🇲 Bermuda Day
🐌 EMS for Children Day
🇳🇿 Empire Day
🇪🇷 Independence Day in Eritrea
🐌 International Women's Day for Peace and Disarmament
🐌 National Asparagus Day
🐌 National Brother's Day
🐌 National Caterers Appreciation Day
🐌 National Escargot Day
🐌 National Scavenger Hunt Day
🇪🇨 Battle of Pichincha Day
🐌 Tiara Day
🐌 World Schizophrenia Awareness Day

@emilygorcenski jesus christ i am the first one in my redneck family not to get pregnant in high school

🌒 Moon Phase for today: May 23, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waxing Crescent Phase. Best seen in the west after the sun dips below the horizon at sunset.

Phase: Waxing Crescent
Illumination: 14%
Moon Age: 3.67 days
Moon Angle: 0.49
Moon Distance: 402,578.69 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,482,705.20 km

Today is May 23

🐢 International Day to End Obstetric Fistula
🇮🇳 Guru Arjun Dev Ji Martyrdom Day
🐢 National Drinking with Chickens Day
🐢 National Lucky Penny Day
🐢 National Medical Coder Day
🐢 National Taffy Day
🐢 World Crohn's and Colitis Day
🐢 World Turtle Day

@JuliusGoat "He’s a good man, according to him."

Stopped reading there. 🤣🤣🤣

🌒 Moon Phase for today: May 22, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waxing Crescent Phase. Best seen in the west after the sun dips below the horizon at sunset.

Phase: Waxing Crescent
Illumination: 8%
Moon Age: 2.74 days
Moon Angle: 0.50
Moon Distance: 399,806.85 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,454,492.19 km

🌒 Moon Phase for today: May 22, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waxing Crescent Phase. Best seen in the west after the sun dips below the horizon at sunset.

Phase: Waxing Crescent
Illumination: 8%
Moon Age: 2.74 days
Moon Angle: 0.50
Moon Distance: 399,806.85 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,454,492.19 km

Today is May 22

🖤 Bitcoin Pizza Day
🖤 Buy a Musical Instrument Day
🖤 Canadian Immigrants Day
🖤 Declaration of the Báb in Shiraz Shavuot
🥛 Harvey Milk Day
🖤 International Coco Mom Day
🖤 International Day for Biological Diversity
🖤 National Boss Babes Day
🖤 National Craft Distillery Day
🖤 National Maritime Day
🖤 National Solitare Day
🖤 National Vanilla Pudding Day
🖤 Sherlock Holmes Day
🇲🇶 Slave Abolition Day
🇨🇦 Victoria Day
🖤 World Goth Day
🖤 World Paloma Day
🖤 World Preeclampsia Day

🌒 Moon Phase for today: May 21, 2023

The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a Waxing Crescent Phase. Best seen in the west after the sun dips below the horizon at sunset.

Phase: Waxing Crescent
Illumination: 4%
Moon Age: 1.80 days
Moon Angle: 0.50
Moon Distance: 396,265.51 km
Sun Angle: 0.53
Sun Distance: 151,425,737.95 km

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