Sister Artemis @SisterArtemis@wonkodon.com

Lord, grant me the serenity to understand why anyone who has seen what Elon has done to the Twitter app would ever put a child in a Tesla.

Allow hope to visit you! Shatter the barricades which are stopping you from experiencing joy! With new music collaboration, a taste of famous Vivaldi, with the Guelph Symphony Orchestra of Ontario & heart-touching winter wonderland around my cabin in the Yukon wilderness, I'm sending joy, healing & positivity.
Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/_2EhazuQ60s

The other day, the guy bagging my groceries dropped a couple of items that were waiting for re-shelving into my bags. When I got outside, I saw they were there, and I took them back to the store. That's the functional equivalent of what Biden did with classified docs.

Is Asking Teachers To Not Bully Their Students Religious Discrimination? https://www.wonkette.com/federalist-transphobic-religious-teachers

#Racism #Education #The_federalist #Right_wing_media #Joy_pullman #Religion #Transphobia

Newly Empowered Republicans Focus On What's 'Important' https://www.wonkette.com/newly-empowered-republicans-focus-on-what-s-important

#James_comer #Sarah_huckabee_sanders #Ron_johnson #Chuck_todd #Sunday_show_rundown #Joe_biden #Classified_information #Classified_documents #House_oversight_committee #Cnn #State_of_the_union #Jake_tapper #Maralago_raid #National_archives #Fbi #Doj #Malania's_closet #I_don't_care_do_you_jacket #Feckless #Anthony_devolder #George_santos #House_speaker #House_sp

If I ever decide to start my own religious cult, I think I’ll offer chocolate chip cookies and milk for communion....Just sayin’.

The shell Lioconcha hieroglyphica has characteristic spots that look like elements of cuneiform writing, hieroglyphs or phylogenetic trees.
Photo: spectromorphie
#PhotographyOnMastodon

The next time you hear Republicans in Congress complain about increased IRS funding, remember that the richest 1 percent of Americans evade $163 billion in taxes each year. That’s who the GOP is protecting.

Oh Sh*t, Ohio Student Noticed Top Secret Anti-Racist Message Of 'The Sneetches' https://www.wonkette.com/oh-sh-t-ohio-student-noticed-top-secret-anti-racist-message-of-the-sneetches

#Race #Economics #Ohio #Npr #Planet_money #The_sneetches #Dr_seuss #Racism #Education #Mandy_robek #Shale_meadows_elementary_school #Olentangy_local_school_district #Erika_beras #Starbelly_sneetches #Sylvester_mcmonkey_mcbean #Plainbelly_sneetches #Podcast #Amanda_beeman #Public_schools #Critical_race_theory #Cult

“I’m Dr. Who”

Happy April Fools day to everyone who thinks the US date format is weird 🎉

Angry grandpa just walked over to the kids table, told Cousin Matt to stop shooting milk out of his nose, gave Cousin Andy a smack upside the head and menacingly yelled yet another warning about putting boogers on other kids plates when they're not looking, and pointed over at Cousin Marjorie (who had a pea shooter hidden under her folded hands on her lap) as a positive example they should all follow.

I love atheists because they choose to be good not out of fear of hell but because it’s the right thing to do.

It says everything about the Republican Party that Santos isn’t the most embarrassing thing happening to them today.

grocery store chains: we set record profits this year

retail chains: we've never made so much money

energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record

news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably

This is my year so far.