Mateo del Sol @MateodelSol@wonkodon.com

A decontextualized bit of conversation between two partners:

"Well, don't feed a boy cheesecake if you want to keep him clean. Blegh."

"Yeah. Cheese is on the list of foods not to eat before that."

Yes. I will have more of that.
Please and thank you.

OK. This is happening. Deep breaths.
And a shower. Deep breaths and a shower. Yes.

Wouldn't a femboy that is your boyfriend be more sensibly referred to as your femboyfriend? 🤔

Long overdue. Time to get cracking. #IT #CompTIA

Me: [prolonged, rationalized rant about my very gay longing]
Partner: Are you sure you're not overthinking this?
Me: ........No?
Partner: [calmly looks at me]
Me: .......Yes. Probably.

Tfw you realize The Oregon Trail was your first roguelike. #VideoGames #Gaming #Gayming

Feeling full of bile and venom this morning.

So, pretty much like most other mornings.

Yearning gayly.

One of these days I'll get this whole "interaction and engagement on social media" thing sorted.
Probably.

Wednesday #breakfast of dregs of kimchi turned into a pancake, topped with the last bits of asparagus stir fried with black bean chili oil and topped with bonito, mayo and an egg.
#SolFood

[looks out window] Ah. Snow again. Better late than never, I suppose.

Note to self - hot sauce on the quiche next time.
#breakfast #SolFood

Hope you folks out in the #Fedi have a good Thursday. Here's my breakfast (no, not the whole thing).
MUshroom, spinach, bacon, ham, cheddar and pepper jack quiche.

#SolFood

Quick dinner since I've been madly cooking tonight.
(quiche, crab cakes, black bean chili oil)
Crab cake with stir fried asparagus in black bean chili oil.

#SolFood

Oh good. Now we're getting a full sales breakdown. [mutes]

You know, management, not all of us give a single solitary fuck about the quarterly earnings.
And we damn sure don't need to see a chart or hear an extended explanation about it from the new CFO.
Just tell me what's changing, when it's happening, and what you need from me.

OK, brain. Gonna process these things again? Sure, sure.
Let's get it over with.

[checks watch] Huh. Tuesday morning and I'm already at "leave me to my home maintenance and various hobbies"