Land Shark @LandShark@wonkodon.com

#jacksmith #trump #christmas

HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO MASTODON

"Hey, Ford, this #Mastodon joint is, like, amazingly cool."

"I prefer #Twitter."

"You thought catching a ride with Vogons was a groovy idea, so I'm filing your opinion under "i" for 'irrelevant'. Hey, computer!"

"Hi, there!"

"Run through the lingo again."

"My pleasure! Toots, boosts, faves, instances – not servers, guys – hashtags, and—"

"OK. Enough."

"—open source."

"What sauce? We're outta ketchup."

"I thought this was a catch-up! Have a nice day, guys!"

You hired me to get things done – I hope I'm making you proud.
—POTUS

https://escapingtech.com/tech/opinions/i-was-wrong-about-mastodon-moderation.html

#Republicans #Trump #investigations

I’ve been saying this for years.

Boost and fav if you agree!

Trump Seems Terrified Of New Special Counsel, Happy Holidays, MFer! https://www.wonkette.com/trump-jack-smith-truth-social

Bless his heart.

https://www.wonkette.com/trump-jack-smith-truth-social

When I turned 70, I thought, “Well, that’s it. I’ve had a great career, but it’s winding down.”
Boy, was I wrong. I found social media, and then a second wind at my sails in my 70s! I made my Broadway debut at 78, and I’ll make my London debut at 85.
Life is truly wonderful and magical.

If you’re in London, come see me in Allegiance starting in January. Tix here: https://allegiancemusical.com

When I get to 100,000 followers on Mastodon I will officially bring Mastodons back from extinction.

Boost and favorite this post to help make this happen ASAP.

Over on Twitter it’s like the Penguin is in charge of Gotham.

Some thoughts:

I understand that the transition will take time, but I really hope the copy-pasting of Tweets will not become the norm here.

Mastodon requires another type of posting and bringing Tweets into this space is not ideal. I don't want to consume Twitter content and left Twitter for a reason.

As everyone familiarizes themselves with this platform, I hope this practice will stop. For now, not boosting recycled Tweets because I'm passionate about building a new space.

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WORLDS STUPIDEST THING RIGHT HERE https://www.wonkette.com/vogue-got-to-see-naomi-bidens-wedding-dress-rest-of-media-didn-t-and-joe-biden-will-pay

Colorado Springs Shooting Comes As Right-Wing Escalating War On LGBTQ People, Probably A Coincidence https://www.wonkette.com/colorado-springs-shooting-comes-as-right-wing-escalating-war-on-lgbtq-people-probably-a-coincidence

AZ Gov Race Loser Kari Lake Still Refusing To Concede Race She Lost Like Loser https://www.wonkette.com/az-gov-race-loser-kari-lake-still-refusing-to-concede-race-she-lost-like-loser

17+ Fascinating Architectural Discoveries That Will Leave You Speechless! Tabs, Mon., Nov. 21, 2022 https://www.wonkette.com/17-fascinating-architectural-discoveries-that-will-leave-you-speechless-tabs-mon-nov-21-2022