Land Shark @LandShark@wonkodon.com

It honestly still blows my mind today that Santa isn’t Asian. I remember seeing him during in the internment camps, and dude was def Japanese.

For more of my story, catch me live and on stage in London Jan-Apr in Allegiance:
https://AllegianceMusical.com

It looks like a Trump attorney was pressuring Cassidy Hutchinson to toe the Trump line in her testimony. That could be a federal crime.
MAGA —> Making Attorneys Get Attorneys.

a stunning speech from a federal judge. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2022/12/representation-judiciary-federal-bench-judge-wilkins.html

When I become CEO of #twitter soon, I will turn it into a #mastodon instance

Vatican Defrocks Anti-Abortion Extremist Priest Who Put Fetus On Altar For ... Swearing? Sure Why Not. https://www.wonkette.com/frank-pavone-defrocked

Tesla stock already up on Musk's resignation poll. That's what this is about.

Hey everyone. Just a reminder that you don't have to put up with bullying, shaming or guilt-tripping, just because it is Christmas.

If you don't want to see those relatives, you don't have to.

If you don't want to cook a huge dinner you don't have to.

If you don't feel like celebrating, you don't have to.

And don't let Christmas adverts bully you into being anxious. They just want your money, they don't care about your wellbeing.

Christmas is just one day. Be true to yourselves and put your mental and physical health first.

#christmas #mentalhealth

I'm new to Mastodon, but a lot of my former Twitter followers don't know I'm here yet. Someone suggested I could simply ask you fine people to boost me. Would you be so kind? Here’s a small token of my appreciation: #welcometomastodon #TwitterMigration

*Sheepish request* I'm new to Mastodon, but a lot of my former Twitter followers don't know I'm here yet. Someone suggested I could simply ask you fine people to boost me. Would you be so kind? (I promise to post a photo of my dog to say thanks). #WelcomeToMastodon

#Twitter is what Elon makes of it. #Mastodon is what we make of it.

#jacksmith #trump #christmas

HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO MASTODON

"Hey, Ford, this #Mastodon joint is, like, amazingly cool."

"I prefer #Twitter."

"You thought catching a ride with Vogons was a groovy idea, so I'm filing your opinion under "i" for 'irrelevant'. Hey, computer!"

"Hi, there!"

"Run through the lingo again."

"My pleasure! Toots, boosts, faves, instances – not servers, guys – hashtags, and—"

"OK. Enough."

"—open source."

"What sauce? We're outta ketchup."

"I thought this was a catch-up! Have a nice day, guys!"

You hired me to get things done – I hope I'm making you proud.
—POTUS