Masto♾️Don •• (BigBoppa) @BigBoppa@wonkodon.com

@Tilopa@convo.casa Not unlike about 30% of the US population.

@stevencudahy

My taste in music evolved between the ages of 4 and 12.

@mammoth

Still very buggy for me. Doesn’t go back to where I was if I tap on an image or reply to a post. Usually jumps back 15 or 20 toots.

Also, still missing some basic functions:
*No way to follow yet (supposedly an issue with instances using older version of Masto)
*No option to hide boosts and replies.

@PghExpat @jimlil @eva @omdaru @cordularobinson@mastodon.world @ixi @tpushic

I'm not a Pittsburgher and I've never used Twitter. But I wouldn't mind hanging with you all if that's OK. My brother used to live in McMurray and I am not unfamiliar with Primanti Brothers sandwiches if that helps.

@dailyhaikuprompt @nlowell

a robin egg hatched
in my evergreen today...
don't touch her baby

That should cover me for 4 days 😜

@JDS The 1st amendment doesn't apply to anything that causes tinglies in the bikini areas of the jeebus humpers.

@AtheistIntelligence

Assuming that the rest of the invitees are avid xtians, I'd insist that we play for $$ cuz, odds are, I'd kick their asses on the subject.

Reading the wholly babble is the quickest path to enlightenment.

@stevencudahy

Two songs immediately popped into my head.

1 - My parents had an old jukebox that played 78rpm records. I remember playing ‘How Much Is That Doggy In The Window?’ over and over ‘til my dad would unplug it. I was probably 4 then

2 - Later, I remember my oldest brother and his girlfriend dancing in the backyard to Elvis singing ‘You Ain’t Nothing But A Hounddog’.

No. 2 was the greater influence on my musical preference from then on.

@aethelshane #writingcommuity
#575promp #haiku #prompt No. 87 - foamy

Dog walks up to me.
His mouth is white and foamy.
DON,T PET! ... RUN AWAY!

@rudepundit

RE: "Cocaine Bear"

I'd give it top ratings for the title alone. It ranks right up there with "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and "Sharknado".

Hopefully, the actual movie is better than those 2 examples.

@IdahoLark

Bet he got his rocks off.

Today would be my dad’s 102nd birthday. An OG Antifa, he was deemed unfit for combat due to having had polio in the 30s so spent the duration of WWII training bomber crews at the Army Air Corps flight school in Liberal, KS. When I was a kid he was an Eisenhower/Dirksen Republican who switched to Democrat when Nixon (who he referred to as “that crook”) ran against JFK.
He would be appalled at what the repubs have become since then.
Happy b-day dad, wherever you are. Still miss you every day.

@Tilopa@convo.casa Report you?? I fucking BOOSTED you!!

@Litzz11
He’s King Merde-ass. Everything he touches turns to shit.

Today is Pączki day. My grandson works at an Italian bakery here in Chicago. But every year they suspend making cannoli, zeppole, biscotti, et.al. and devote a few days to making only their version of this Polish treat. They make them a little differently from traditional pączki. Rather than piping the filling into the donut, they split it in 2 and add the fillings sandwich style. They make about 10 different fillings.

This one is pastry cream and chocolate buttercream.

@rudepundit
Do not go quietly into that motherfucking night.