Can John Mulaney just host the next #Oscars?
And instead of one of those stupid intro sketches where the host visits every movie, he opens the show by describing the nominees exactly like he did with Field of Dreams?
Like how someone who actually enjoys movies might?
That moment when you listen to the words that are coming out of your mouth for the first time in your adult life— and you simultaneously realize that you're on national television
Here is George Clooney’s response after Trump accused him of being a "Hollywood elite." "Here’s the thing: I grew up in Kentucky. I sold insurance door-to-door. I sold ladies’ shoes. I worked at an all-night liquor store. I would buy suits that were too big and too long and cut the bottom of the pants off to make ties so I’d have a tie to go on job interviews. This guy who takes a shit in a gold toilet is somehow the man of the people is laughable.
- George Clooney
Among all the possible realities in the multiverse, there is none where this is a normal person.
Hello! Adonna Frankel from Wonkette.
